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MOBrien Posted 10 years 6 months ago
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created.

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that moment, the Atheist cried out “Oh my God!….” Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don””t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?” “Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ….. brought both paws together…bowed his head and spoke: “Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.”

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anthem Posted 10 years 6 months ago
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Uncle Mike, you're on fire...may we have another? ha-ha :laugh:
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WayneWilmeth Posted 10 years 6 months ago
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Thanks guys, I was gonna reply with the story of the old pilot and the lesbian, but discretion got the better of me.
No, No, my arm won't be twisted, and you have probably heard it anyway.
Keeping it real, God Bless, Wayne
God bless the child that's got his own.
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anthem Posted 10 years 6 months ago
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AW-SHUCKS Grandpa Wayne...haven't heard the one about the old pilot and the lesbian...won't you reconsider? Indulge us... B)
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anthem Posted 10 years 6 months ago
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Where is Malaysia Flight 370?
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anthem Posted 10 years 5 months ago
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You may be cool...but...
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