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I am a founding member of the I Hate Pepsi club.
Here is a pic of the revered and ever to be almost worshiped Fab Four drinking COKE.

OK, I will fess up Moderator Dude. I USED to drink Jack and Coke. Now I cannot drink Jack any more. So now it is just Coke.
It is hell getting old(er).

Please note everyone, I did post this in the HUMOR section.
I take my soft drink of choice seriously (really) but not myself.
Blessings,
Wayne

"Buns of Steel"

When I saw this, I laughed so hard I almost farted!

OK, Bro Anthem, you are gonna have to stop with the fart jokes, the Moderator Dude wants to keep this forum more high brow.
And he was specifically talking to you. Ha ha
I know because I am naturally HiSo by nature.

OK, my turn:
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...