Fart jokes, really?? We certainly won't be accused of being a high-brow community.

Highbrow : Used colloquially as a noun or adjective, "highbrow" is synonymous with intellectual; as an adjective, it also means elite, and generally carries a connotation of high culture. The problem is, the intellectual, elite and highly cultured, still fart.

Another fart joke...

How about this one?

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?

P. S. I will understand if Moderator Dude disallows this joke. I am not political, or rather, I hate them all equally. But you gotta laugh, or you would CRY

Wayne the reason you were audited, your numbers are to low....I'd be suspicious too.