I had a power outage at my house this morning. My PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPad
and new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered
that my iPhone battery was dead. To top it off, it was raining so I couldn’t go for
a walk, bike, or run. The garage door opener needed electricity so I couldn’t go
anywhere in the car. I went to the kitchen to make coffee and remembered this
also needed power. So I sat down and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person!

Anthem!!!!

I couldn't stop laughing!!!!!!! That last post is hilarious!!!

Rick

After my recent Prostate Exam ,
which was one of the most thorough prostate examinations I've ever had,
the Doctor left and the nurse came in.
As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....
She said...."Who Was That guy?"

The first step is accepting you have a problem...

Gravitationally Compensated Audio Cables

If the moon’s gravitational pull has the power to move entire oceans, imagine what it does to the tiny electrons traveling through your audio cables. In light of this, DH Labs has created the world’s first gravitationally compensated audio cables. By using proprietary electro-gyroscopic technology, DH Labs has defeated the laws of physics, and the results are spectacular. This new technology necessitates maintaining a double inventory, as all cables shipped to the southern hemisphere must have their conductor strands wound in the opposite direction. Price: $7000 per meter.

Wait, there’s more:

To make the best even better, our Earth MFC (Magnetic Field Cancellation) option can be added for only $30,000. As the name implies, Earth MFC cancels the negative effects of the earth’s magnetic field, using precision calibrated magnetometers coupled to proprietary monitoring circuitry. The monitoring circuitry is necessary to maintain calibration should the planet’s magnetic poles ever reverse.

The net effect of these revolutionary new technologies is the purest sound ever heard."

Story of much of my life: "I had nickels, she wanted dimes"

I like this group, though this song and this album are not their best. Try "The Whippoorwill".

God bless,
Wayne