Happy belated Easter!

I was walking down the street in K. L. Malaysia, I hate this place with a passion. I was grumbling in my mind and probably out loud about how dirty, stinky, screwed up this place is, and all of a sudden my whole world changed, lite up, I got super excited. I was passing some place and they had a sign, "Free Hi-Fi"!!!! WOW I thought.

And then
I looked again
and it
did not say that
it said
"Free Wi-Fi"

Damn, I hate this place!!!!

The older I get...this is my morning cup of coffee

Has anyone else noticed Wayne's obsession with "getting quoted" on Facebook?
I went on the Internet and here is what I found...

FACEBOOK ADDICTION DISORDER - The 6 symptoms of F.A.D.

1) Tolerance (desperate behavior)
2) Withdrawal symptoms
3) Reduction of normal social/recreational activities (weightlifting/deadlifting)
4) Virtual date
5) Fake friends
6) Complete addiction

After pondering the symptoms I'm convinced Bro. Wayne has F.A.D.

Bro Anthem, you just watch and wait, I am gonna say something cool one of these days.
I am gonna be quoted on the FB yet.
You just keep praying for me, please.
Will get there,
God Bless,
Wayne

Wayne,
If you really want some of your words on the GE FB page, all you have to is post something on the page? If you are quoted on the page it will be anonymous, no one will know who said it (except us on this forum). If you post something it is there for the world to see!
If you still insist on being quoted, I'm sure a check with the proper amount of zeroes, sent to the Moderator's house will take care of that.
Anthem,
Yes, I do think Wayne is starting to show signs of an addiction. Is there a 12 step program for F.A.D?