There you go!!!!!
Dorothy is RIGHT ON!!!!!
I would frame that and hang it on the wall of my home theater if it was bigger.
I had Steve Perry singing Journey songs in my dreams last night. Foreigner, Kansas, Styx, etc. that is some music she is talking about there now!!!!!
Course she does mention the best saved for last.
In the words of the song Bro Anthem, "Wish you were here".
Blessings,
Wayne

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more
than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as
she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and
whatever it was that I v needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would
treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, This is tough for me to discuss, but
I get erections every day that lasts more than four hours.

It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was
wondering what you could give me for it??

The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister”.

When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and this is the
absolute best we can do ….1/3 ownership in the store…a company
pickup truck…a king size bed and …$3,000 a month in living expenses

Good one Wayne...you must be feeling better
I've been fortunate... mine have only been lasting 3 hrs. & 59 minutes.

Is this band from Thailand?....

Bro Anthem,
The DUCK SIDE of the MOON?????????
That is LOW BrO

Funny, but LOW.

Now we do have a band called Big Ass!!!
And they are a group of singing and dancing body builders!!!!

Just Sayin'

On their way to get married, a young couple was involved in a fatal car accident. They found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.


While waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven, St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer ... for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons.

If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all?

"What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed.

St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"Oh, Come On!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"