Well, I'm at the emergency room. We decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done for a while. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slow, just like they told me, but then I went a little faster; before I knew it, I was going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't stop him, he was out of control, so I decided to dismount. Instead, I fell off and caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop! Every time I screamed the horse surged forward faster.


Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. So I took the rest of my change and threw it away so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.

God Bless,
Wayne

Wayne:

Your material is gettin Better...A PLUS!

Aw, gee, Wayne

I was about to head out the door to get you a "get well" card.

Good one!!!!

Rick

This was sent to The College of Rock and Roll Knowledge a little while ago. It is a cute joke. We have nothing against the person referred to in this joke. We just won't repeat his name here.

We suppose you could change the name of the artist but it probably wouldn't be as funny.

WayneWilmeth wrote: Thanks Bro Anthem,
It is not April first over here any more. But I want to tell you about last Sun. and today, how I got TWO black eyes, one each on successive Sun. mornings at church!
At church last week the lady who was standing in front of me singing had her dress/skirt wedged into the crack of her butt. And it was driving me crazy, all through the worship!
Finally I could not stand it any longer and reached up with my thumb and finger and just got hold of the material of her dress and pulled it outta her crack. BUT she felt what I did and turned around and slapped the dog do do outta me, blackening my eye!!!
Well, this week my wife and I just happened to be sitting behind that same lady. AND sure enough, her butt cheeks had a big bite of her dress again!!! But I knew better!!! BUT it turns out it was bugging my wife beside me, same as it was me last week. So she reached up with a lighter touch than I had I guess and eased that dress right outta there, BUT I said to my wife, "NO, she likes it this way" and used four fingers to stick it back into the crack!!! She turned around and slugged me AGAIN!!!! Another blackened eye, the other one this time!!!!
There is no pleasin' some women!!!!
Hope you had a better Sunday than I did!!!
God Bless,
Wayne

Hey Church Lady: A new use for "The Crack"...

Bro Anthem,
I would buy me a turntable again IF I could have one of those ^^^^^^
God bless,
Wayne