Texas Man Succumbs to Home Audio System

Dallas, Texas - April 1, 2017 - According to the local coroner’s office, George Walters, 34, was discovered dead in his home after police found him face down in front of his home audio system. Regina Mason, the deceased’s widow, told police her husband had planned to spend the afternoon at home listening to old CDs he pulled out of the attic the night before.

Earlier in the day, Mark Hertz, a neighbor, called police to file a noise complaint and reporting, “Concert level music that’s shaking the pictures on my walls and scaring the cat.” When police arrived, they discovered Mr. Walters on the floor with a slight smirk and signs of compression all over his body. The coroner pronounced the death an accident and no further investigation is planned.

Thanks Bro Anthem,
It is not April first over here any more. But I want to tell you about last Sun. and today, how I got TWO black eyes, one each on successive Sun. mornings at church!
At church last week the lady who was standing in front of me singing had her dress/skirt wedged into the crack of her butt. And it was driving me crazy, all through the worship!
Finally I could not stand it any longer and reached up with my thumb and finger and just got hold of the material of her dress and pulled it outta her crack. BUT she felt what I did and turned around and slapped the dog do do outta me, blackening my eye!!!
Well, this week my wife and I just happened to be sitting behind that same lady. AND sure enough, her butt cheeks had a big bite of her dress again!!! But I knew better!!! BUT it turns out it was bugging my wife beside me, same as it was me last week. So she reached up with a lighter touch than I had I guess and eased that dress right outta there, BUT I said to my wife, "NO, she likes it this way" and used four fingers to stick it back into the crack!!! She turned around and slugged me AGAIN!!!! Another blackened eye, the other one this time!!!!
There is no pleasin' some women!!!!
Hope you had a better Sunday than I did!!!
God Bless,
Wayne

anthem wrote: Wayne & Rick...

I thought I'd take a ride, once the Ibuprofen kicks in....

Rick

Good one, Wayne!
But why just Four Fingers?

Wow, church brawls, poop slinging robots, and motorcycle clubs?! You guys are leading some pretty exciting lives!!! I'm glad to know that there is life after 50 since I'll be there in a few years.

Cheers,

T Cobe

You're making me feel OLD Bro T.
No, it is not you, it is Life is making me feel old!!!!
Things that don't work, like my back, making me feel old!!!!!
EVERY time we grow corn the wind comes and knocks it over just when it is nearly ready to produce, EVERY year at least twice, sometimes more!!!!
This time it is home theater oddities that make me feel old.
I came into the home theater a few days ago to turn on the power conditioner through which more than 90% of the equipment operates, gonna let it warm up before serious listening, and the power conditioner is OFF, read DEAD!!!! Nothing can turn it on. It is not in standby as always. Tried everything, finally went into the closet under the stairs, where the access is to most of the electric that runs the system and computer stuff is, and check the cable, it is still plugged into the wall socket, well, almost, as in plugged in but mostly out and NOT getting electricity!!! A little push and all is well again, how does this sort of thing happen????????
Last night, when I was assuring myself that my T 3s in the rear of the room were playing as well as the T 2s, even in 5.1 on the Mumford and Sons concert I was watching/listening to, I knew they should be, and giving all the speakers a slight loving dust off on top as I regularly do and I notice the power cable is lying on the floor, the left speaker is not plugged in!!!! This is not one of the heavy after market cables that are prone to falling off, this is stock and not plugged in. Nobody can walk around back behind it, cannot have knocked it off, it just fell off. How does this happen??????
A home theater bears considerable watching!!!!! LIFE bears considerable watching!!!!
Anybody use a wireless keyboard and mouse????? The mouse works pretty well, just double clicks on everything every time, but the keyboard, OUCH, took me two hours to type this, it is HORRIBLE!!!!!!
Feeling old. Guess I just wanted someone to grouse to. Thanks IF you listened.
God Bless,
Wayne