A Baptist pastor was doing a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Not asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking the children questions in front of a congregation can also be dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand....

The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more then four hours you are suppose to call the doctor".

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.

I hate it when this happens

Truth be told

Bro SmoothJazzDancing man,
next week's work fell through (arrgggghhhhh, will miss the income), so I am headed home for 1 week, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hang in there, God Bless, Wayne, the airport lounge man

Van Gogh's Mulberry Tree, when AWESOME art becomes a shower curtain.
Like listening to Beethoven's 5th on the AM radio with ear pods.

I'm glad I've only been married once