I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom".
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells great.

No, you didn't!!!!

more?

once more with feeling

the best one yet

For what it's worth, I wouldn't mind hearing these:
Jan 20th 2016

Tekton Design 1812 – the best sounding V12 engine on earth!

I’m please to announce production of the newly redesigned and updated Tekton Design 1812. The 1812 signifies the implementation of a single 18″ subwoofer capsule combined with arrays of 12’s for mid-range and high frequency production. We’ve also now added a centrally located super tweeter.

Only moments before posting this release I quickly trolled through www.higherfi.com to see if there was anything that reached out and grabbed me. Honestly, not much. I’m confident the the 1812 is going to be an incredibly successful ‘super speaker’. And with a price set to $10K per pair when compared to the abundance of ‘super speakers’ priced between $100K to over $1M we actually plan to produce and sell our ‘super speaker’ in large numbers.

The 1812 is packed with forward thinking innovation and technology… from it’s innovative time/phase alignment, precisely calculated and engineered impulse response, amazing horizontal and vertical power response to the recently allowed patented technology that rewrites the book on how a loudspeaker should be designed and implemented; a new patent that proves our competitors loudspeakers (everything produced today) is obsolete. In layman terms a new patented technology has Tekton Design producing loudspeakers that allow for the subtle nuances, upper order harmonics, and subtle details contained within the source to be reproduced and discerned. Multiple professional reviews are scheduled and in the queue now. Whether your listening taste is 2 channel hi-fi or full home theater the new Tekton 1812 is ideally suited for your needs. The new Tekton 1812 is a truly special loudspeaker!

Note: the Tekton Design 1812 contains patented technology with multiple patents pending including design patents pending.

Sincerely,

Eric Alexander
President
Tekton Design, LLC
www.tektondesign.com
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