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anthem Posted 9 years 10 months ago
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What does a baby computer call his father ?

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anthem Posted 9 years 10 months ago
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Been There Done That... :whistle:
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anthem Posted 9 years 9 months ago
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Smile, it's Sunday.
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WayneWilmeth Posted 9 years 9 months ago
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the
pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?...Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal ?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
for a week.I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any
milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks
the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother, and says, …..
"You gonna tell him or should I?"
God bless the child that's got his own.
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anthem Posted 9 years 9 months ago
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Good one, Bro ! :laugh:
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anthem Posted 9 years 9 months ago
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Hoes have always made a fine Apple Butter!
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