anthem
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9 years 11 months ago
A DEA agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs. The rancher said okay, but don't go into that field over there... as he pointed out the location. The DEA agent verbally exploded and said, look Mr, I have the authority of the federal government with me! Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. See this batch? This badge means I can go wherever I want. On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?! The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull.With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough yet Gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs. Your badge! Show him your badge!
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