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MOBrien Posted 10 years 10 months ago
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Moderator Posted 10 years 10 months ago
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Now THAT's a horn!!
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anthem Posted 10 years 9 months ago
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A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her and set her in a chair at a window.

After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to her to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you FART." :laugh:
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MOBrien Posted 10 years 9 months ago
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Yep I'm definitely an old fart :angry:
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WayneWilmeth Posted 10 years 9 months ago
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doooohhhhhh
God bless the child that's got his own.
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anthem Posted 10 years 9 months ago
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Wayne:
What's up with you and this menopausal woman? I've seen her here on a regular basis :whistle:
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