Thanks everyone for your concern!!
First off, we are OK, we were a bit shaken up though.
For those of you that aren’t aware, we were robbed at the gas station this morning. After her hands stopped trembling, Juanita managed to call the Police. They were quick to respond and calmed us down because my blood pressure went through the roof! Our money is gone though. I didn't think this could happen in Kansas but you just never know anymore.
When the police finally got there they asked me if I knew who did it and I told them “Yes, it was pump number 3”

Funny!

Rick

A little Humor on a cold and rainy day.

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

Oy vay! The world's longest pun!